Avhengig av Digg?
Fant artikkelen “You Might Be Addicted to Digg if..” på listze.com, og tenkte eg skulle finne ut kor avhengig er er. Eg har på kjensla av at eg veit svaret..
1. When reading through comments on normal blogs or websites, you REALLY want to Digg up and down the comments.
- Joda, det hadde vore kjekt det. Dagbladet har jo noko liknande. Check!
2. You try to impress friends and family with info from digg, before it hits ‘mainstream’.
Andreas: http://www.5min.com/Video/How-to-Do-a-Reverse-Switch-2654679
M: lærerikt:P
Andreas: jepps
Andreas: http://www.freethoughtpedia.com/images/Science_verses_faith_flowcharts.jpg
Andreas: åfys****såtøft: http://dvice.com/archives/2007/12/9_amazing_laser.php
M: ohhh:D
M: så kult:)(ein halvtime seinare)
M: du var på digg ser jeg:P
Andreas: truly
M: ^^
Check!
3. You visit Digg more often than you check your email.
- Det trur eg faktisk.. Check!
4. You’ve been around for at least two interface redesigns on Digg.
- Nei, berre ein. Uncheck!
5. You feel disheartened when you write a comment you think is especially witty, but no one diggs it up or comments on it.
- *sdubs*, ja.. Check!
6. You submit a story to Digg, then compulsively check every 30 seconds see if anyone new has dugg it yet.
- Eg sendte berre inn ein gang.. 4 Diggs.. Check..
7. You really want to vote this up: 09-f9-11-02-9d-74-e3-5b-d8-41-56-c5-63-56-88-c0
- Klart det! CHECK!
8. You visit Digg on Christmas morning, before you go downstairs to see your family.
- Ehrm… Neeeei? Uncheck.
9. You’ve caught yourself out in a social environment thinking about Digg.
- Ja.. Check..
10. You can read the title of an article and know if there will be a fanboy fight before you look at the comments.
- Duh! Check.
11. You’ve grown to love lists.
- <3 Check!
12. You joined listze.com just now in order to add a vote on this list.
- (“this list” er originalen) Noncheck!
13. You feel heartbroken when you submit a story that doesn’t make it to the homepage.
- Var ikkje utan grunn at eg berre sendte inn ein sak.. Check..
14. You’re still actively fighting to “fix” the new comment system.
- Neh.
15. You befriended Kevin Rose (bonus points if he friended you back).
- Faktisk ikkje!
16. You felt personal satisfaction when Kevin finally added the images section, because you were fighting so hard for it.
- Yey! Check!
17. You’ve subscribed to the RSS feed for new stories, but still check the website compulsively.
- Neh. RSS-Digging er for pingler. Straight to the core! Uncheck.
18. you tried to download digg.com with an offline browser. or are thinking of it.
- Det hadde vore kjekt.. No fekk eg grillar. Check!
19. …Dugg or it didn’t happen.
- Ikkje FULLT så gale. Uncheck!
20. you tell people, you found digg all by yourself. No one told you about it.
- But I diiid! Check!
21. Kevin and Alex know your username.
- Nei.. Uncheck..
22. You’ve ever clicked (or hell, let yourself see) an ad on digg.
- Check.
23. You bookmarked Digg on your cell phone, so you can check it on the go.
- Haha, check! (Følgjer listze.com etter meg?)
24. If yours is the first comment there is a 50% chance of it being negative by the time the story hits the front page.
- Roses #1 law of commenting. Check.
25. You have a separate screen dedicated to watching Digg stack (or other labs viewer).
- Ikkje ein eigen skjerm, men den er absolutt fascinerande. Uncheck.
26. You see a wordpress site up’n'running and feel that it’s wrong.
- Haha, håpar ingen Digg’ar meg! Men nei, WP er bra! Uncheck.
27. One of your life ambitions is to meet Kevin Rose.
- Klart det. Check.
28. You sort comments by most diggs.
- Neh. Eg likar kronologiske rekkjefølgjer. Uncheck.
29. You check your comment digg ups and downs (with comment tools) more than you check for new stories.
- Nope. Uncheck.
30. You own at least one product promoting Digg (like a Diggnation t-shirt).
Nei, men eg vil gjerne ha skjorta eg refererte til i #9. Uncheck.
31. You feel personally offended if someone asks if you saw the recent story on Slashdot or Reddit.
- Slashdot? Reddit? Kva er det? Check.
32. You actively look for bugs to submit so you can tell all your friends that bug was fixed because of YOU.
- Haha, nei. Uncheck!
33. If you hate microsoft, just to be cool, and troll digg for the sole purpose to bury and ridicule microsoft stories for no reason, since you love apple like a mindless techie wannabe with the lack of a real life.
- Apple.. *sikle* Fruit of my loins! Check!
34. Digg.com is your homepage, and you’ll violently fight anyone who attempts to change it.
- Ikkje… enda.. Uncheck.
35. If it’s not on Digg, it’s not important news.
- Igjen, ikkje fullt så gale. Uncheck.
36. Anything more than 3 diggs and you’re just playing with it.
- Heh.. Uncheck.
37. Gay is ok if in the context of science. Any picture of a female will get a “I’d hit that”, cracked.com and 5 min life, make you want to leave a comment about the site itself, you know by the 2.1 seconds a link takes that it’s a wordpress site, You feel like your the only one over 30 on the site.
- Gay is ok, anyway! Men resten er eg einig i. Og eg følar meg over 30, trass i at eg er 19. Check!
38. You’ve dressed up as a Digg button for Halloween.
- Nei, men eg refererar igjen til den geniale skjorta tidlegare vist. Uncheck.
39. You automatically digg a story that says NSFW in the title.
- Eg ser iallfall på den. Nært nok. Check.
40. Your screen name has the word “Digg” in it.
- Om du tek namnet “tanketom”, gjer namnet om til tal (1=A osv), faktoriserar talet du får, gongar talet med 11 (Kevin Rose var #11 på lista over dei mest suksessfulle web-mennesker i verda), legg til 5877 (Ordet “Digg” gjort om til tal), legg til 0512 (Digg blei lansert 05.12) og trekk frå 10 (Siste versjon av Digg blei lansert under Diggnation 10), så får du 6610. Skriv det inn i ein kalkulator og hald kalkulatoren opp-ned. Kva får du då? (reality) CHECK!
41. You automatically Digg up any story mentioning Ron Paul before you read the article (if at all).
- Nope. Uncheck.
42. You strongly feel digg.com/iphone is more pure than the main site.
-Nah. Uncheck.
21 av 42? Akkurat halvparten? Kva gjer det med meg? Geek, eller ikkje?
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